There is nothing you are doing in your life that would not be improved by the addition of a daughter.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Beyonce doesn't think that - she knows.

If her Rx is uninsured, it is quite possible that $90 wasn't going to be a drop in the damn bucket.

she's got 62 pieces but a job ain't one?

you got this leah

I mix a little baby aspirin in the soil. They almost died last Christmas. Jim got drunk off Franzia at the office party and threw up all over the table/pot. We got a memo about "personal responsibility" that Monday morning. THANKS JIM

Nope. Nope. I've checked, and the creepiest part was definitely the part where she tried to murder a woman and kidnap her baby.

Oh good! I've wanted a cure for desperate craving for the taste of weed without the pesky side effects!

I hope they said "Git yer grimy grips off that grape, Granny!"

I've spoken out so much about this subject, I barely have anything left to say about it, but the comments here at Jezebel give me hope that a lot of people see this situation for what it is. I don't care how unhinged Mia was/is, what Woody Allen did to their family is absolutely fucked up. This valentine's card is the…

I love this. What is it from?

I'm not Gonzo, but I can think of a few reasons.

Matthew McConaughey did it first.

On the other hand, I find myself using the "I can't stop! And I won't stop!" in little situations like when I can't stop eating broccoli with cheese on it, or when I keep knitting despite not knowing what's going on with the movie because I'm counting stitches.

To set us up for the grand divorce plot.