Is or has there ever been one person who genuinely believes the shit out of Patti Stanger's mouth?

Will they make them cut their hair and shave in prison?

I don't think she's considered "classy" based solely on her style of dress. It may have to do with the fact that she's not stumbling out of clubs with her boobs flying out every week, like many of her peers.

I really just can't with this Chris Brown thing anymore. All people who have made a mistake when they were young should be vilified for the rest of their lives. Nevermind that his victim has the maturity to accept his apology and wish him the best. By her account, the assault was the first time this occured. This…

Perfect.

So does this mean that story on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" where Kim has an allergic reaction to Botox was a lie? I don't know what to believe anymore. . .

Okay, I get that Kanye is a "douche" and around here it's so much fun to call him a "jackass" or whatever, but are we really going to point and laugh at him for asking the question? I don't think him giving thought to what that word might mean is a bad thing. I feel like people are trying to spin this into "Oh, look…

Oh, calm down.

Entertaining Client No. 9

Are there really people who don't find Milania to be the best thing about that show? I think she's a hoot. But, as my mom always warns me, I'll probably end up with three just like her for thinking it's funny.

I believe it was the amazing Richard Lawson who did the "Housewives" recaps and if I recall correctly, seemed to be thoroughly amused with Milania's craziness.

I agree. Those saying that she is sooo young and so he took some kind of advantage of her, are no more right than those who say she "lured" him away for being so pretty/free-spirited/whatever. They're both equally responsible for behaving in a shitty way.

"If you're feeling like things cannot get worse, you're wrong: Paris Hilton has a crush on Chris Brown."

I think that picture is of her female peacock's potential mate; it's not her peacock. Sorry, don't know if you're being funny... but if you were, please kindly disregard my useless comment.

Read it or watch it; it's a super good book and movie. But probably not something you're expecting to be recommended in a post about a cute Disney movie.

Oh man, I agree. I guess what I liked is that men don't usually try to appeal to women in this way in music videos. Sure, we see a lot of pelvic thrusts and simulations of sex, but this was the first video I saw where a man (one with an absolutely amazing body, at that) was just standing there and letting us just take…

I thought Snooki's boyfriend was going to school to be a teacher... he can't honestly not know this, right?

I really just think Kanye likes her. He seems really insecure and Kim is very pretty and very famous and I think he probably really just likes her, while Kim is using this to turn public opinion back in her favor. I could be wrong, but I see no other reason for him to be doing this. It can't be only that he gets to…

The amount is determined by income (or capacity to earn, if he's no longer employed), as well as how much time the absent parent spends with the child. Perhaps Levi has to pay so much because Bristol here decided to move several states away, which probably greatly diminished Levi's timeshare. Perhaps the amount was…