@TopLevelExecutive: Yes, but can she ever top The Cheetah Girls?

I grew up in a house where my parents drilled into me, "If someone hits you, you hit them back." or "You only lose if you give up first."

@mordicai: "We're not Scarlet women, you know!"

@Cocoa Mauve: And the "cheap" purse, too! Oh, the shame.

@Heather_yeah: I've been singing this song to my fiance (pretend the accent is there) all day since I'm five months pregnant and realized that I am gaining weight at a somewhat alarming pace.

The biggest change is that they're smiling in the second pic, except for Ronnie who has a major case of doucheface that cannot be fixed.

@newyorkmuse: Yes! Watching "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" convinced me that bushy eyebrows should come back.

This all looks very "Grandma-sitting at-the-mall", Michael!

@The Lonely Tourist: I missed that lovely insight into her horrible little mind on the first season.

@The Lonely Tourist: Not when she becomes a raging bitch every time one of the male housemates hooks up with someone.

@weirdette: Oh, you angel. That is exactly what I tell people who say Obama isn't doing anything. I really hope someone responded to Elizabeth's Twit (Tweet, Twat? Sorry, I'm unsure of the lingo) with that one.

Katy Perry said her hair was "My Little Pony" which sent me from hating it to thinking it's the best thing I've ever seen on anyone's head, ever.

Taylor Swift has officially jumped the shark.

@PoopyPantalones: I was commenting to what was said about his not taking responsibility for his actions outside of the music industry.

@lurkerbynature: I'm no Chris Brown fan, but I think he's taken as much responsibility for his actions as he possibly can. He apologized, pled guilty, and by the judge's accounts, has been completing the terms of his punishment successfully. He hasn't been skipping his community service or ignoring his punishments…

@returnofthemac: I volunteered at ACS for a looooong time and there was a program where women going through treatment are given kind of a spa day with a gift bag, and it was so touching how happy and greatful they were by the end of the session.

It's hardly a win when the only real punch you get in is because your boyfriend is holding the other girl down.

@LilaFowler: Agreed. The girl is NINE YEARS OLD. How much of it is her creative vision and how much of it was put in front of her? I think it's great, but let's not pretend she's the next Michael Jackson.

@waspsinthepayphone: There's always bartending and/or party planning.

@miss_sassy_pants: She's given up trying to take it from him because Ryan just pops it back in his mouth as soon as the kid cries.