@weirdette: You know? Maybe Marky Mark wants to use his popularity for a good cause!

@NomNom83: I don't know... Teresa's family seems very close. I'd understand if the entire family really has something against the sister-in-law, it might be a very touchy subject. Maybe ol' Melissa here is as crazy as Danielle and that's why she's taking her place?

@TopLevelExecutive: Nobody brought Tiny anywhere. Seems like she's there on her own free will.

Ugh, my stupid image didn't show.

@girlwonder: As if she wasn't difficult to insure already.

Maybe I'm alone in this, but I like Katy Perry. When I listen to "Teenage Dream," I feel like she's singing about a feeling anyone who isn't a teenager anymore still remembers: first love/crush/etc. I think she's singing about something she knows because she was a teenager. With Taylor Swift, we know she's not…

@PaintedTrollop: It reminds me of the party store challenge! It looks like it's made from streamers and plastic cups or something.

@Steggysaurus: Unfortunately, it'll probably be pretty tough finding a kid who's willing to play in a box instead of wanting to just sit in front of a video game that simulates space.

@spooki: Yes, yes, it's there!! And it's only $15!!

The internets seem to believe 50's Twitter has been hacked.

@ronniedobbs: Maybe Danny finally got a real job?

@rosie.the.riveter: And it sounds like the best day ever.

@lollilove: I've always thought that if a girl is conventionally attractive but is quiet/doesn't smile much, people tend to think she's bitchy and if an "average" girl has those same qualities, she's thought of as shy.

@Fanboy: Right? I mean, they should've at least mailed the letter to Sammi. Who else would be able to put it in her drawer? Those amateurs.

@LiberalElitist: My first time, my mother popped into my head and I felt so incredibly guilty that I started crying... DURING the sex. I just let him keep the idea in his head that he had a gargantuan penis and that's what my sobbing was about.

@Girl_Unawares: No, you're not the only one. I thought that, too. Well, before Georgia Rule and I Know Who Killed Me, but those movies were made when she was already on the downward spiral, so I don't count them... and neither should anyone else. :p

@TheNewJanBrady: Thank you for your post! I had forgotten about the resentment and guilt you feel when people expect you to know/be something you aren't, mainly because I haven't allowed myself to feel that in years.

@heyo: I thought your argument reeked.

I completely identify with this. I'm a Mexican-American, but because I don't speak Spanish and I've never celebrated the traditions of the Mexican culture growing up, I also feel a disconnect.

@CandyBacon: Yes, where is Ja Rule? I've been wondering the very same for the past 6 years.*