The same Matt Lauer who was tricked and deceived by that master manipulator, Ryan Lochte!

You are not wrong.

Kellyanne Conway Multipass?

Instead, she got beat down by Matt Lauer, who responded to her usual word soup with, “Kellyanne, that makes no sense.”

Sometimes I feel bad when the Beyhive locks on and drags a target. Not today.

Please don’t do the Crypt Keeper (yes, capitalization intentional) this way. He’s likeable, witty and even kinda cute. He deserves respect and bares no resemblance to that cackling sewer rat.

Not fluffy, pink, new age love.

In the words of noted Palestinian philsopher Khaled Mohamed Khaled, “Congratulations...you played yourself.”

I really think people wouldn’t have gone in on Michelle if she was honest and said “I needed the money, I haven’t had a hit in years and I need to eat.” Her ever-changing explanations are just adding fuel to the fire.

So India.Arie can argue every side of an issue with herself and do so in public. This enables people to hear what they want and what they don’t want to hear from India.Arie, or not. And that’s absolutely her stand on the matter.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

“Chris Brown further proves point.”

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

Good. Fuck Stacy Dash.

Richard Weissbourd, of the Harvard Graduate School of Education, is running some projects which address these issues. You can google his project, Making Caring Common, and ask them about possible resources. I know they’d love to hear from you.

How nice would it have been to have woken up today with an alternative President instead?

Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway is busy calling Spicer’s press conference lies “alternative facts”.

Couldn’t have happened to a better person.

Or goose husband.

copious amounts of weed.