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Maria Von Trapp Queen
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She wrote about how her producing etc. is treated a year or so ago. Basically, she gets patted on the head by the press and then they give the credit for her work to whatever dude was standing next to her while she did it. It’s worth a read.

My guy was at Day for Night with a press pass and was nothing but enthralled and awed by her presence. He texted me this pic of her, and wow. Bjork clearly gives the best side eye!

These fuckers got to hear a DJ set from one of the most accomplished and innovative artists in the world and they’re complaining?

These false flag morons are a goddamn plague. And the worst among them are the Sandy Hook deniers. Fuck them all.

Don’t even joke about that. He’ll be made the Ambassador to Brazil or something.

“What I hope the girls learn is how to be a 25-year-old boss,” says Ora. “And also, I hope to also learn, myself, also, how to be a 25-year-old boss and have money.”

WHO’S hosting the show? Sorry, I can never, ever let go of a joke.

That’s my demographic!

So Real World but these are unstable 30 year olds instead of unstable 20 year olds?

where the F is my range rover?

It’s too hard to figure out who is the worst out of all of these people.

Lisa straight up asked her point blank: “Are you dating a married man?” and Lala’s response was “I’m not dating a married human being.” Emphasize mine. Girl, what?!

Katie is the worst for being an alcoholic rage monster in complete denial who is willing to emotionally abuse her boyfriend to ignore the problem. DJ James Kennedy is the worst because he is James Kennedy (although these lines about women wanting water and cake he can’t provide them makes me concerned he doesn’t

*dead*

Don’t you be talkin’ bad about Patti’s pies!

I SAID I LIKED YOUR COBBLERS

My gay heart is excited imagining a new show featuring Patti Labelle and Mariah Carey. The problem is, it would last only for one short episode as there would be no survivors.

Now what’s cooler than bein’ cool? (Ice cold!)