“The incompetence is real, the hype is fake.”

I would say “With a Broken Wing” by Martina Mcbride (arguable, since it’s kinda metaphor-y) and DEFINITELY “Papa Loved Mama” by Garth Brooks. I mean that one literally has the lyrics “Momma’s in the graveyard, papa’s in the pen” in the chorus.

Wait. I don’t think there’s a death in “The Thunder Rolls?”

No worries everyone. It won’t be against the law once drumpf gets rid of the Office of Government Ethics! Then there will be no more problems!!

Regarding Pamela Anderson and Julien Assange:

It was. And distracting. And unnecessary. On for the memory books I suppose

Oh geez. We had friend-thanksgiving this year because we moved far from home. It was hosted by friends of ours who had other friends we didn’t know also in attendance. After dinner two of the people, whom I did not know, got into a fight— a PHYSICAL fight. They were yelling and shit talking and one threatened the…

This is very interesting to me. I had never heard cranberries could CURE a UTI, only that they could maybe prevent them (pharmacist told me to take a supplement after my last infection, to avoid more). And I’ve known that most cranberry juices (looking at you, Ocean Spray) have so much added sugar that they do more…

Rea life, I thought “Zilch” in the title was a person, and i just figured it was another faux-celebrity i had never heard of.

Yeah. I know I’m not supposed to say this, but I feel really bad for his face.

I've never seen this movie.

I read this entire thing to the bottom before realizing you were not talking about drugs, but literal tripping. I kept trying to figure out why someone would drop acid going up or down so many stairs..

Wait— did I miss something?? Jezebel is being disbanded? I knew Gawker was being sold but I didn't realize some of the major sub sites are going away... What did I miss??!!?

I love the Chris Fitzpatrick sketches because I feel like anyone who went to a Midwestern public high school remembers a kid like that. Or two.

WAY TO GO, WORLD. 😡

Update: nope. White dude.

Wait, they were? I don't remember this part of that saga! Can you remind me??

Oh hell yes I am SO here for this! That series was everything. I should re read it.

Wait... I thought the ‘cooking’ at TGI Fridays was just outing frozen shit in a microwave...

Hi, I'm that friend. Wasn't allowed to watch Rugrats because my mom thought Angelica was a brat.