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Okay weird question but how did you know how much time had passed each time if you didn’t have a watch or phone?

It’s the most wonderful time of the year! I look forward to every October so I can spend the whole month getting unreasonably scared by these stories. Bring it on, I’m feeling brave this year!

How many employee bonuses could her bonus alone have paid out? Also I’m sure she wasn’t the only upper level/ C -suite person to get a bonus this year.

Some people will lick any boot. 

When I was leaving a job a few years ago I met with the guy several steps higher than my managers as part of the exit interview. I had been promoted a few months earlier, and told him how my promotion had only been in name and “only a fool would do more work for the same money. And I’m no fool.” The job I left them

I had to log back into my burner account just to say that I still think about this comment all these years later and I heavily credit it for helping me change to being fully pro-choice in 2015 (after being “pro life” before). Thank you for helping me understand and see the hypocrisy. 

Ah, yes. Another zealot with a personal regret he’s so upset over that he feels compelled to make sure that no one else is capable of making the same “mistake”.

UM excuse me Katy Perry definitely did not perform the Superbowl half time last year... 2017 belonged to our lady and savior Lady Gaga, undisputed champ of Superbowl halftime performances.

Am I wrong in saying that this will negatively affect women so much more than men? Since women are kind of physically required to take days off after each birth, and men are not? I could see there being quite a disparity between the sexes in average retirement age if this were implemented.

Honest to God, I was scrolling and thought this was a sorority recruitment picture. No lie.

American Girl Dolls were “too expensive” for me to have one when I was young but Santa brought my youngest two sisters each one 5 years later... I honestly think I still have a complex about that.

SMALL CLAMS COURT

When I saw the trailer before The Last Jedi and that the movie was coming out before Christmas, I thought “holy shit I would’ve guessed release date in May or something; I’ve never heard of this movie with a bunch of A listers and it’s coming out so soon, it must be shit.” And then I realized that of COURSE it’s shit,

If office buildings offered daycare the way they offer gym memberships we would be in a better place. I’m not a Mom but I’m sure a sense of comfort would come knowing you’re kids were only a few floors away.

Well, better safe than sorry. There are prolly better ways to make my house smell nice than EOs. Cat > oils. By a mile.

Disagree. Either that, or I liked the insanity of working from home. There were weeks where I routinely didn’t leave the house for 4-5 days. I loved it.

Wait. I diffuse EOs in a diffuser sometimes a at night, and I have an indoor housecat. Could diffused EOs hurt him? I would never use them on him or leave them out where he could find them, but I mean he’s breathing the same scented air as me... is that harmful?

“when you are a person who works from home, it’s hard to be home literally 24/hr a day.”

MILLENNIALS: WHAT WILL WE KILL NEXT??!?!

Yo you know Lisa Bloom, Weinsteins lawyer in this mess, is Gloria’s daughter? She’s probably not the person you want consulting on this one.