Or Garbage Ogre People

Fascinating. When I was raped in Ohio, the hospital gave me a list of places where I could go for my recommended STD testing follow up. Planned Parenthood was the only option listed where I wouldn’t have had to pay out of pocket for the testing. Especially given the push Ohio’s Attorny General has given to ending the…

Am I the only one who doesn't find the song appealing at all?

Well, yes. I know you're saying it as a joke, but that's actually what they believe. Also why masturbation is such a terrible sin, too. Sperm only goes in vaginas. Anywhere else and it's an uber sin.

But also, an effective way to control uneducated masses.

They won’t. The church prides itself in not changing. God’s ideals don’t change with the times, so why should ours, is the mentality. Repeat until you die (and disregard all the things that have changed!)

Yup, this is essentially the explanation given to me by the Catholic church during marriage prep

Also because sperm is sacred. In the bible one dude pulled out of his wife and “his seed spilled to the floor” and he was struck down for it. Ergo, God doesn’t like it when you waste sperm. I’m not making this up, this is the bible story quoted in the anti contraceptive literature.

The way it was explained to me when I had to sit through a natural family planning lecture is that sex/relationships (i.e. marriages) that aren’t open to the possibility of children are incomplete. By withholding your fertility from your spouse (either male or female, ergo the pill or condoms, etc) you aren’t giving…

This hurts with how true it is.

Religion is an illegitimate response to basic humanity, evidently.

Good to know interfering with doctrine trumps interfering with women's health and well being.

“a trio of helpful researchers at a university in Liverpool have performed a studythat asks: Why do women even?”

Bruno Mars?

Sorry Brit, I found your man but he's taken! #HotHungNerdsForLife

“Don, deciding between Hillary Clinton and John Kasich”

Many are...

That’s how I've gotten my birth control prescription for the last ten years...

Don’t you have to drink, like, a LOT for this to happen? I was under the impression that a glass of wine or a beer here or there in your first trimester (and especially before you know you’re pregnant) probably wasn’t going to cause this to develop. I thought it was more sustained, heavy drinking all through the…

POLLS ARE NEVER EVER WRONG AND PLUS I HAVE NEVER LOST AT ANYTHING EVER THERE MUST BE ANOTHER REASON I CAME IN SECOND. ALIENS MAYBE