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I want to know how many of her fans know that she got a book advance to write that book before she left.

I think it’s fine Elizabeth Gilbert is dating this guy, people react to grief and move through it in different ways and it brings people together in different ways that maybe others wouldn’t understand. I will not forgive her for writing Eat, Pray, Love though.

I was today years old when I learned that men will literally mansplain anything, like anything, just to mansplain including explaining labia to women 🤨

hi bagdash! ashley is right but if you designed this or own fashion nova, we would love to talk more with you. feel free to email me at julianne@jezebel.com. thanks!

Like, I’m not even mad. Those were solid minutes of entertainment.

 and I believe it was the second time Moore was on the podcast, but I think the last time she was interviewed in a separate segment.

Wow. Google labia majora guy.

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It is too funny not to share honestly. 

Let’s not forget the Baywatch babes

I’m struggling between “don’t feed trolls” and “everyone needs to see this"

Had to make sure we knew his penis is too big for his pants.

The Clash is old. Fleetwood Mac is old. He's not trying to introduce her to some hot new thing, just HIS thing.

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

Everyone should take a hour and listen to the recent episode of Keep It! (Podcast with the beloved Kara Brown) with Mandy Moore.  I never cared one way or the other about her until then, and now I am desperately in love with her and will forever be a fan.  She's funny and smart and charming and interesting and a joy

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even

I posit that such an outfit is to be worn during the arousal phase of sexual interaction and not a moment longer. You plan on taking in the opera with this outfit, you get all the swamp crotch you can ask for. 

Ok, I’m old. These ultra high cuts were called French cut in the 80s. (I don’t know! I was just there.) I remember very vividly being a tween on the beach with a bunch of older women attempting the same body suit.

Every set of eyes was on the beach like... “Wait, hold on, any second now... that cat is about to jump

Going from living alone to living with a partner is way more than a 100% increase in housework. When I lived alone keeping tidy was easy because there was no one else around to make a mess. If there were dishes in the sink I did them because they were mine. Now there are dishes in the sink from my wife’s last whatever

We’re having a rough go with Teen Levy for a myriad of reasons and this is so, so true. You have to start at a baseline level and work up from there, but each time there’s stumble backward...you have to come back to where you were and then move forward again. It’s exhausting and hard, but we’ve hit him over the head