You aren’t supposed to drink the apple cider vinegar straight! You mix it with 8 oz of water, which, yes, will take longer to drink, but also won’t erode your esophagus and stomach as fast.

It’s such a good telling! I do love the Hitchcock version because it’s black and white and just picks up the moodiness so well. Not the best telling of the story, but Joan Fontaine is fantastic!

Nope, she signed up for this exact circus when she started with the birther bullshit. If she wanted to stay in her faux gilded cage, she could have shut her fucking mouth.

It’s true, I do have the tastes of a toddler. But when you grow up eating it, it’s more for nostalgia than taste. I also like Mandarin Garden and the Indian place that’s in the gas station.

Jezebel commenters converted me to Aerie. So comfortable and everything fits. Victoria’s Secret never fit. The underwear always cut into my ass no matter the size (and I don’t even have the big of an ass) and the bra cups were always too big (since i’m an A, a B cup on a good day).

April, you’ll probably still have snow on the ground (if we even get any snow this year), but May and June are always gorgeous.

You only get that view during the warmer temps. Any other time and you have the worst inversion in the state.

I said this when he was nominated by the GOP, but I’ll say it now. I wish I was doing my MPA (masters of public administration) because I would be kicking ass on all the case studies and law precedents!!

and I can’t stay at a hotel in Boston that’s over $250, because $250 is the government rate! So glad to know that she’s excluded from this.

I think it would be one of the best things in the world right now to have Texas turn blue! I had a few Republicans only, but they were judges (and they got left blank).

Am I the only one that thinks that the stone isn’t for her baby, but for her wedding date. They did get married in May. Perhaps it’s a way to acknowledge her wedding anniversary.

The best hot dishes involve tater tots. My mom used to make green bean casserole, only ours was green beans, cream of mushroom soup, ground hamburger, and then tater tots on top. True ‘70s abomination. 

Insecure man-babies always go for the physical appearance insult when they’ve had a blow to their egos. I think every woman has a story about getting called a mean name after rejecting a guy.

We got a card and it was pretty cute. But I didn’t know it was Bosses Day.

Who’s the horseface now, Trump? Performing in a horse arena!

Taylor is literally damned if she does and damned if she doesn’t.

I’m going to talking to my doctor about this one. I was lucky enough to get the first go around of vaccinations.

I can’t help but thinking that she’s dressing like she’s in the Westworld SafariLand.

I like to remember Anne Hutchinson. One mouthy woman caused a lot of problems for the Puritans. Sure they banished her, but she caused so much upheaval that they had to start a school (Harvard, I believe) to prevent it.

I was at a work event and had to listen to a white woman talk about it. I believe the phrase “She needs to get over it. It happened in high school” was spoken, along with how she was delusional since she couldn’t remember other details. It took me all my strength to not turn around and read her the riot act.