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Remember all the pearl clutching from Republican’s during the Clinton impeachment when they said that they had to explain what oral sex was to their children...how are they handling explaining the Devil’s Triangle and boofing?

Maybe he bruises easily. As someone who bruises like a peach, any prolonged and vigorous kissing will result in bruises.

I honestly don’t think that they will overturn Roe. What they will do is reinforce all the stupid state laws that make abortion clinics and providers difficult to practice. Abortion being outlawed at 6 weeks — that’s allowed now. It’s the same thing that they did with affordable healthcare. They whittled it down to

His response to Amy Klobuchar was all I ever needed to know about him. I can’t even put it into words how disgusting it was (how disgusting he is as a human being). This is a man who when faced with pressure will fall on name calling, gaslighting, and mansplaining to talk his way out. Not even talk, just argue until

It’s true. Shep even admitted that he drunkenly groped Chelsea.

There is no man who refers to birth control as “abortion pills” treats women with decency and respect.

His schedule just made me realize that I don’t really need to be a fit person. I remember reading (watching) that Victoria Beckham also does two one hour workouts in one day. That’s too many work outs.

*coughs* The U.S. *coughs*

How is this going to work in a classroom? Would classes that teach about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict then be considered anti-Semitic?

Woman, 35, I’ve only had one experience with a guy asking to kiss me. We weren’t in a situation that would lend itself to just leaning in and seeing what happens. We were on opposite sides of train tracks, smashing pennies, and he was telling me how pretty I was and that he wanted to kiss me. I think I responded with

One of my regrets in my life is not going to a local dachshund race this year.

mmmm... Cafe Rio. I just want to cover all my food in their cilantro ranch “house” dressing. 

I’ve loved her since the BBC version of Jane Eyre with Toby Stephens. Which, I think, is one of the best adaptations of the novel.

The number of people who stopped their cars in the middle of the road to go chase animals for a blurry picture is staggering!

Honeycrisp is the watermelon of the apple world.

Have you ever had a pinata or smitten apple? If you like envy, you’ll like those.

Whoever thinks this is a feel good story are the same people who think we should do away with government benefit programs because the charities and churches should be able to help out the “needy” in their own communities.

I never even thought that she paid someone to do that to her hair. It looks like boxed Nice ‘n’ Easy.

I’m constantly amazed at people who have “money” who have no idea what colors look good on them. Sadly, I think that I’m on par with her complexion (although I’m a real blonde) and jewel tones are our best friends. I hardly ever wear cream because it washes me out.