Be still my heart!

My lunch this week has been cottage cheese, sliced grape tomatoes, cucumbers, radishes, and pepper. and it’s freaking delicious. But now I want to add some kalamata olives.

Sure, Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize as much as Neville Chamberlain deserves one.

Sam Bee shouldn’t have had to apoligize because Ivanka isn’t a cunt; she lacks the warmth and depth.

I loved the dress. I loved the simplicity. I loved the boatneck. I loved the way it looked with the veil.

I’ve almost finished it and I love it. I tote it around the office hoping people will ask me about just so I can tell them how great it is.

What I wouldn’t give to have some fry sauce from Crown Burger right now. That stuff is liquid gold. Or the fry sauce for Juniper Inn Take Out.

I would like to know how to incorporate my baby factory. Since corporations have more rights than women these days.

I think we need to start mailing them knitting needles and wire hangers. Remind them the desperate lengths that women were forced to go to to end a pregnancy before Roe v. Wade.

I bought the new iphone and my credit card texted me to see if I actually made the purchase. I had to text them back with my approval.

Thank god, national treasure, Dolly Parton wasn’t interviewed by her. I was so nervous.

He was on Finding Your Roots. We’re totally related!! So in this turvy-topsy world, I can find a bit of comfort in being related to Ted Danson. and I’m also a fan of the band Ted Dancing.

I am so happy that she was able to get the medical care she needed. It’s not anyone’s opinion what she does with her body for her own health and future health.

why even tell a sexual joke at a press event? Save those jokes for friends. Keep your remarks to the weather or the state of road or your favorite meal at cracker barrel. No one wants to hear Bush tell a dirty joke.

She’s the same kind of bitch who says that blondes are going extinct. Bitch please. You can take your nice and easy and shut up. No one wants to hear from you.

Siblings are only great if you get along or agree that you aren’t really friends. I have one sister who is my best friend. I also have a sister who has seen me as competition since I was born. I feel like if I ever got more in the spotlight than her, this is something that she would totally do. But would constantly…

I just give guys the Callin’ Oates phone number. It’s a win-win. I don’t have to hear from them and they get to have their pick using the world’s only Hall and Oates hotline. Maybe he’ll listen to some Maneater and get over it.

And thank God for that!

I watched it. And if they keep him as he is and not the drunk Andy Rooney caricature, the character could work!