With that old timey picture of Javier Bardem, I’m definitely going with an immortal vibe. Maybe she’s the one that made them all vampires, but she can’t remember. It’s like 50 First Dates meets Interview with a Vampire.

Ted Cruz is Jack the Ripper?!

Don’t forget for allowing gay marriage. Truly the end of times when that one passed. /s

Oh my gosh! I dated a guy who would not stop gushing over my blonde hair and blue eyes. My hair and eye color are nothing to write home about, but he just would not let it go. And he wanted to tell me how to dress when we went out. That ended it right there.

I got some at H&M. But the only problem I have with tight sheath dresses is that they ride up when you walk. So you spent about 70% of your time pulling the damn skirt down.

Where do you live that La Croix is $10 for an 8 pack? I can get an 8 pack for just over $3.

I don’t know how I feel about vanilla sparkling water.

I’ve never been happier to be an A cup in my life then after reading this article and all the comments.

I think she’ll go back to de Lesseps for the kids. Just like Yolanda Foster went to Yolanda Hadid.

Dammit! that’s an excellent gif!!

It’s back! You can get clearly canadian at World Market.

Yes, he was.

They really just hang out in the parking lot of the liquor store in Evanston, WY.

Carole and Adam broke up? This is brand new news to me. Oh, I’m vaguely sad about that.

I feel bad for LuAnn because you know that Ramona and Sonja are never going to let her live this down.

You’re breaking the law! You can’t bring liquor with you across Utah state lines.

And if I recall, a group of psychiatrist actually just came out and said that it’s okay for their members to go ahead and publicly psychoanalyze Trump.

This is bullshit. There wasn’t one swiss roll in the bunch! GBBO always has a swiss roll.

Jezebel craft projects!!!

We were a slave holding nation, so why fight to outlaw slavery?