It’s a fact that she has a lisp. It’s an opinion that you cannot watch her because you find her lisp distracting.

As a girl with a lisp, don’t be mean like that.

And the dead ones vote democrat, according to Trump.

I think maybe you should look into a hobby if you can pinpoint exactly what the Kardashian/Jenner family are or aren’t doing to ensure their own safety.

That piglet one killed me and I kind of want to needlepoint it.

And this isn’t Italy. it’s America. We’ve done this shit before. All the Irish immigrants escaping the potato famine. All the Italian immigrants escaping Italy’s economic turmoil at the turn of the 20th century.

Pistol squats are so hard! I can’t do that, or do a one legged bridge. But I want to be able to do a pull up because as a single lady (who’s likely to be single for awhile), I want to be able to do things by myself. and that includes lifting heavy stuff.

How many shirts is that woman wearing? There’s a gray sweater, and then a pink undershirt, and then a blue shirt. How many shirts do you need under a sweater?

He’s from Montana, so that might help explain things.

Instead of watching this season RHOC on Monday nights, I’ve been watching Real Housewives of Atlanta because I had never watched it (and from what I hear, it’s the best).

No, he probably likes Yosemite. And hopes to build a golf course on it when he gets rid of the national park system so developers can come in and make some money.

I remember they did it for Shiloh and the twins. I even remember that Brad took the pictures, which I think is cute.

I don’t think Orrin Hatch really has a choice (but like all GOPers, he’ll say that he supports healthcare and the LGBTQ community, but will still vote party lines), he represents a very progressive city, Salt Lake.

Ryan Cabrera and O-Town? Sounds terrible. Talk to me when is a cruise with Dashboard Confessional and Something Corporate.

If the go at it the same way that “Man in the High Castle” has done it for the Nazis and Japanese winning WWII, I think it could be interesting.

You dropped your phony dog poo.

I was always under the impression that it’s the Devil who will give you everything you want.

And I think they had to re-write some of it because Reese got pregnant. And that was written into the movie, which does not happen in the book. If memory serves.

This song has helped me. It’s titled “Everyone gets a kitten”

That’s why I had to get off a nextdoor. We had a neighborhood that decided they wanted to patrol the streets armed to deter ‘thieves and violent criminals.’ There were so many people on there applauding them for their service and asking them to come to our neighborhood. It’s also when I found out that being called a…