My grandma got a sweatshirt from the local mall when she had walked a 100 miles, or something like that.

Why is she so desperate to be seen as just a normal person? You aren’t a normal person. You spend $600 on a t-shirt; I buy my t-shirts for $2 at Forever 21.

Seriously, if was president and someone wanted my cell phone number or I was giving out my cell phone, I’d give them the Callin’ Oates hotline, 719-266-2837. And then I’d just laugh and laugh, but not feel bad because everyone loves Hall and Oates.

Feel free to stop reading after Voyager. They only get worse. I say this as someone who’s currently on the latest book.

you have the hantavirus, which is pretty much the same thing.

That’s right! I mean, just the sporting events alone is going to cause a huge problem. Can you think of the bands who will refuse to tour in texas, maybe enough to stifle ACL and SXSW?

Or the fact that the major cities, you know, the ones that bring in the tourist dollars, like Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, are all completely against this bill. Because, shocker, they’ll be hurt the most.

That’s what I learned from Real Housewives of New York.

Dollars to donuts this guy did not write the book. His ghostwriter did. There’s no way he’s literate enough to write a book.

And by Americans, we mean Europeans who just showed up. Native Americans and others who came over with the Spanish don’t count.

That’s what bothers me so much. That these “christian” schools are able to discriminate against “non-Christians,” but you know that if there was a school that said that it would take federal funds and only allow students who were Muslim or they had LGBTQ parents or only for single moms, the Republicans would be…

So parents are the best qualified to make decisions for their children, but I cannot make my own decisions regarding my body?

Would there be a noticeable difference?

He made Trump tap out. You can see that Trump releases his grip first and Macron is still holding on until Trump’s tiny fingers tap down.

It’s the papal dress code for a private meeting, but they are going very very old school. Even Pope Francis has said that the dress code for meeting him can be more relaxed. Michelle Obama wore a black dress and veil when meeting the pope in a private audience, and the Queen does too.

Oh yes, feeling flush is completely normal. The next feeling might be having your breath catch in your throat at the very sight of him. Just be sure to keep some smelling salts handy.

Yetta will send you the welcome package.

To each their own. My SIL doesn’t think Ryan Gosling is attractive.

Will the next add have it be over a man’s penis? If the curve of the female breast if beautiful and creates contrast, certainly the curve and dip and the male hips would be equal.