Unless you climb up a rock while on meth it doesn’t count!

I am a boring middle-aged librarian (and Canadian at that) who has never watched a Real Housewives show in her life - not even one episode - and this is one of the best articles I have read on Jezebel in a very long time. I am jealous of decent rosemary-spiced frites priced at $8, and also I have never felt more…

To be fair, the price tag, which, alas, had just fallen off minutes before, was what he was really showing off.