I am chortling at the image of someone throwing a cat in his face.

I’d say that luchadora masks are required for this undertaking. Your sequins will be issued at mission time!

... and orange skin and no moral compass. What’s your point?

In my radicalization over the past three weeks, I’ve come to the conclusion that Fox “News” needs to issue an apology to the whole fucking country for ruining our parents.

Best.Party.Trick.Ever!

Yeah, this is pushing into home invasion, stand your ground territory. My guns never have and never will be pointed at a person, but in the right circumstance my hockey stick and pit bull* might be. 

But he must grovel and beg first!

Last week Fox News beat CNN and MSNBC combined. Just sayin’...

Ohhh man... we need to start the casting call for the Fox News Mad Bacchante Takedown like RIGHT NOW. Roll his head down the river, ladies! Eat the rest!

Maybe it’ll be the same day a group of wild women* overtake Fox News and hang a blubbering Sean Hannity out the window!

Neither does my male German tabby cat.

If you do not love marijuana, you are not doing it right.

Suggestion:. If someone is on your property uninvited, asked them ONCE to leave. If they don’t comply, immediately call the police and protect yourself in your home.

The shitweasel should come to my house. I flew my flag upside down after the election. If he put his foot in my door he’d get a heck of a surprise, though. My male German Shepherd doesn’t suffer fools kindly.

Jesse! Jesse! Interview me next!

This isn’t only Fox News. Being obnoxious and rude and pushy seems to be the “go to” default for broadcast “news” in lieu of actual investigative reporting in which people do the hard and often tedious work of actually investigating, uncovering, and revealing the truth about substantive issues.

Oh my god, if this dude would have pulled out a gun and told Watters to get off of his property, that would have been the best thing I’ve ever seen. There’s at least a 48% chance that Watters would’ve pissed himself.

Watters: Don’t you think you owe it to the veterans to explain yourself?

♫ I started a joke.
that starting the whole country laughing...♫

I realized it in college when I said it smelled like a storm and everyone looked at me like I was crazy. It was weird, like when I learned on here a while ago that other people’s imaginations aren’t like full color movies.