Yep— and the Nazis kept the fine tradition of Sonderkommandos and Kapos alive and well in the camps. And today, we have Kellyanne Conway and this Clarke joker speaking about how much they hate equal rights for women & blacks.

I’m sure it’s great but I can’t read things like that. Sorry.

This is the same way I always felt about Phyllis Schlafly.

I have this same fear, but I’m about 99% sure he’ll die while in office.

See also: women who think women shouldn’t vote and/or work.

Pee Wee’s Playhouse. Cowboy Curtis (Lawrence Fishburne)

as long as he doesnt say the secret word, we’ll all be just fine.

I’d take it to the state labor board or hell, federal. That’s just wrong.

Tell him your religion dictates that you wack him in the balls with your foot every 20 minutes. I’m sure he’ll be tolerant of your religious belief. Oh, and don’t forget to yell “Hallelujah!” every time you do it.

I’m using my prayers in the hopes that the Electoral College has some kind of Come-to-Jesus moment on December.

And I’m sorry but what the fuck is wrong with Kellyanne’s hair? Looks like that mold that grows on chopped squash that’s sat in the back of your fridge too long.

Well, he is a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.

You’ll stop recoiling at President Elect when he becomes President Tr.... President Tru... President Trum....

Personally, I’d love to be seeing the news piece about the entire Trump team plane going down instead of the soccer team.

Let’s look at the “examples of white supremacy, shall we”? How, oh how, will I ever live up to their exacting standard? I mean, they say that Washington is Hollywood for ugly people, but isn’t this taking it too far?

There’s no way Bannon would ever try to impersonate Darth Vader.

Neveruary.

I honestly respect Republicans who took the stand that Trump was fucking awful and couldn’t endorse him. John Kasich is a lot of awful things, but at least he didn’t endorse Trump like that craven weasel Ted Cruz.

It seems like it would be more of a 2016 if the baby was ejected from the car, was found in the storm drain, and before anyone could get to it, half of the country insisted that everything was going to be Great, while the other half of the country was pretty sure it wasn’t, but everyone called them Whiners.

Just sitting in the sewer, waiting for somebody to rescue us now...