If we could only get these wholesale...

Our lives from January 20th 2017 to January 20th 2021.

As a solider, I vote the Bahamas. Plus the beach resorts could be used as “makeshift” barracks.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

More like this for me...

This has been me since November 9.

I saw this on twitter, but can’t remember the source.

One two three four, I declare a thumb war!

Agreed. I would vastly prefer to see a header pic featuring actual Cheeto Voldemort, or perhaps a bone-in ham wearing a pineapple wig. 

I think they would be down with this. Now to follow the steps to get this secret plan in action:

Nah France won’t take the bait.

Is that header photo Jez’s solution to the no-unflattering-photos-of-our-supreme-leader law (soon to be passed)? I, personally, support using photos with as little of his face as possible, for different reasons.

This is very similar to the story of my cat. She’s mean as a snake, but we love her. When my son was born, so many people told us we HAVE TO GET RID OF THE CAT OMG OMG GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! We didn’t, because 1) we promised to care for her and 2) we have the space to fix the problem—a lovely finished basement that she can…

Am parent. Had three cats before my kids were born. Still have them. Do not understand. Sigh.

The cat was 15 years old. If it had toxoplasmosis, Faris would have been infected a long time ago

Yes. Pets are not “starter kids” to be disposed of when you have an actual kid.

When people say they decided to give away a pet because they’re having a baby and the pet will now be too much work I always want to respond, “Right, that’s exactly why I gave away my toddler when we found out we were pregnant again”

Fuck them. I had a cat with chronic UTI’s. She pissed everywhere in our house. She pissed on the curtains, carpet, bedspreads, and couches. She finally died of kidney disease, at the age of 7. We had $20k worth of damage. She was the sweetest kitty...so teeny and the runt of the litter. She was only 6 pounds…

The also have shit more resources than the average person does. So not cool.