I have often said, when the time comes for my pets and others’ to leave us, that the only consolation is that life gets so much easier. It doesn’t make us miss them less, or have loved them less. I understand the relief. They enrich our lives while they’re with us, and they free us when they leave us. It’s possible to…

You don’t have to be a beer snob to know Budweiser is shit. You just have to be generally alive.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

I’m not surprised he went there. Have you heard/read the things he says on the campaign trail? He will go as far as his insinuations take him, because he knows that if he can trigger an emotional reaction (from supporters or foes) then he’s got an edge. He’s a complete sociopath.

What gets me here is that The Trumps and the Cruzes and the rest scream...SCREAM...about Islam being the religion of terror, that its adherents are full of hate for anyone who isn’t like them. But this clod’s Christian upbringing has filled him with so much hate for someone who doesn’t share his point-of-view on…

That’s not hard for me to believe at all. That’s the subtext of all debates about abortions.

I see what you’re saying, and my guess is that he effectively called her mother a whore but said it in a very elevated, Ivy league debate club kind of way. With something like that, you’re going to remember the insult, not the exact words somebody used to deliver it.

I grew up in NYC, so for most of my life, Trump was simply a laughable, grandiose, buffoon. You'd shake your head and ignore. He's morphed into something truly terrifying.

First they came for the Mexicans, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Mexican.

Popular buttons and stickers included ones that say, “If she can’t please her husband, she can’t please the country,”

I read that entirely in a bad Chicago Italian accent. I think.

First off, nobody mentioned actual violence by a pastor or other religious leader. You did. And show me one place in America that this has happened without law enforcement getting involved. One.