That “Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man” saying would be your answer...

Years ago, I read an interview with Trump in which he claimed that people consistently described him and Melania as the most attractive couple in the United States.

It’s the same thing with trump. Idk how a guy whose face looks like 100 miles of irradiated rough country road can judge ANYONE.

what ever is on clearance in TJMaxx.

“It’s important to keep every workplace drug-free. You don’t want people on drugs running the fryer at McDonalds.”

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.

I hate Ross Gellar. I know he has a different name in real life, but I loathe his character so much, it's impossible to separate the two.

Let’s not fall into an assessment of who is or isn’t rapeable. Damon’s frame for this is fucked up. We don’t have to use it.

No, I’m stating that the presence of fake nails or nail art are not an indicator that a person does not wash their hands with proper frequency.

REMEMBER WHEN JANE HAD THAT MANICURE AND COULDN’T TYPE SO I HAD TO TYPE FOR HER?

What the fuck indeed. I've come to expect fuckery like this whenever someone writes anything about nail art. The pressed basic bitches come out of the woodwork and flail. Flail, flail, flail.

100% better than bubble nails

The three-dimensional jewelry pieces would drive me insane, but those tortoise shell nails are glorious.