I'm guessing that it has no reviews because everyone who purchased it no longer has enough fingers left to type.

Doesn't come with Titanotherium steaks? Fuck that.

OMG, that is amazing. It's inspired by caveman flint knives! Flint knives, AKA kinda sharp rocks AKA the reason why actual knives were invented in the first place.

Oh no. It can be sharpened like a COMMON kitchen knife. I refuse to let anything in my kitchen be COMMON.

The rant is about SPOONULA, next to the spatula.

8/10 would buy, depending on whose saliva was in that kit.

Or maybe pairing it with an authentic "paleo" emergency first-aid kit? Bottled saliva and leaves to rub on your wound?