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And it is nearly ALL bullshit. I started my career in 1992 and I can not believe some of the ridiculousness that is being marketed at parents. My sister has a 6 month old son and some of the things she tells me, in terms of advice or things her mommy friends tell her? Half of my texts to her are “You don’t need that”,…

Yet no one criticizes the age of the father at all even though it is a factor.

And how did you react?

I was in Trader Joe’s the other day, I was in line next to a woman who wasn’t covering her nose with her mask. I remember seeing an advice column (or cartoon) suggesting that if you wanted to confront somebody about mask wearing, instead of shaming, you should pretend that it’s probably something that the person…

David Foster, George Clooney, Jon Stamos will never ever get the same amount of judgemental shit Salma Hayek got for being an "older" mom at 41. 

riiiiiiiighhttt...shoehorn every minority and marginalized group you ignored and/or demonized for entirety of the original run to gain woke points for suburban white feminists and their “its wine oclock somewhere” signs. Is SJP THIS fucking bored and outta work? 

True.

Sure, add a nuclear reactor to the Trainwreck of a continuation of something that should have ended nearly 20 years ago but continues even though no one wants it to return.

“Can we make this Sex and the City reboot sound worse?”

Jenner can be the trans friend who loves the GOP and Trump and gives speeches about “loving across the aisle” or some dumb shit.

Maybe they can have Jenner kill someone with her car on her way to a Trump rally and they can all have a laugh about it.

if you thought he was bad, try watching his sisters videos on Instagram lol

That is absolutely awesome! Tell him congratulations from me and Mr. E, who needed THREE TRIES to earn his black belt back when he was a teen. Persistence is a skill and he’s developing it. Good job, you, too!

My 7 y.o. son is in tae kwon do, and he just earned a new belt. He’s a couple of weeks behind the others in the class because he was sick on test day, and he had to wait to take a make-up test (and then the holidays made the delay even longer.) On his first day of class for his new level, he got crazy frustrated…

He should be forbidden the use of words oxygen in perpetuity.

Bump up your vitamin D intake; it might help.

The babushkas clearly approve of your brownies. That’s such a great picture of the clouds and the water.

Tiny human is finally having her sleepover at my parents this weekend. After a few negative Covid tests and all of us going no where, we felt it was time. Normally we’d be trying to go out tonight for a nice adult dinner BUT I just don’t feel comfortable dining out. I feel like we dodged a major bullet after our last…

I’d rather eat a million glass pockets than have to accidentally read another goddamn tweet by ben shapiro bitching about trans people or aoc again. creepy little gremlin.