The best example I’ve seen lately of how we age up black children and give white (and/or greek-italian-puerto rican) adults, a pass until they’re about 35.

Her jaw looks so lumpy and swollen?

There’s no way her lawyer wasn’t sitting there the whole time going “Sigh, whatever. This bitch is paying me no matter what.”

OH PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN OH PLEASE using the same box and retied ribbons!

Denial must be a family trait, based on the video of her DUI arrest with her mom in the background saying, “She didn’t do anything!”

No worries. It’s hard with these assholes to not want to be out for blood. I personally want the entire family to die together in a plane crash, but the 1st gen American in me will always stick up for immigrants.

Freeze all of Trump’s assets as well. God knows she hasnt done anything in 20 years to earn anything after lying on her Visa application and marrying the first rich douchebag she found

She doesn’t actually write this stuff, you know. There’s an intern with a pair of scissors and a glue stick involved, to be sure.

2014 to 2015: Backpacking in Europe

“But they pale in comparison to the fact that five people are dead thanks to the Trump administration’s insistence that the November general election was rigged.”

Nah, it is a common thread, she plagiarizes all the time.  She and her comms staff are not that bright and think they can get away with it.  Remeber, she lifted a bunch of stuff from Michelle Obama’s speech that one time.  She doesn’t have an original thought in her mind other than “I really don’t care, do you?”

Doesn't she have to get a gift from the Bidens, though? How amazing would it be if they gave her an exact copy of the frame she gave Michelle (or even the same one, regifted from the Obamas)?

And your former chief of staff just left a note on your door reading ‘FUK YU I LOVE JAK DNNNNNLS’ and trail of spilled booze leading outside.

Oh she’s on cloud 9 right now. She gets to move to Florida and live in a real mansion, not some old, dank museum/office space. She’ll get to travel and get away from that shitbag more often, and no more pretending to care. 

This is the kind of thing that happens when half your communications staff has quit and the other half is trying to come up with some explanation for a four-year gap in their resumes. 

Nope. I said this above. She’s a heinous cow, for sure, but she’s an American citizen. As soon as you start with that bullshit you’re no better than all of their supporters crying that other immigrants aren’t “real Americans”. 

She should tell us more about how her experiences as a hospital executive in Chicago really helped her adjust to the White House.

I guess I feel the worst for the people who were under the impression that her job and disposition would lead her to begging for mercy at Trump’s feet like some medieval queen.

Our path forward is to come together, find our commonalities, and be the kind and strong people that I know we are.

Give the first Lady a break; last week she was worried about the safety of her two black daughters: