My mom shopped there while it was still Contempo Casuals (then just Contempo) so naturally I shopped for random things too. She kept me in check but if I was wanting something particularly ugly/scandalous, she would let me embarrass myself and I’d quietly retire the item. She was horrified by my panty lines during a…

Thank you for this. The pup loving on its human helps too.

I mostly checked in for Louise and her Creepy Corner posts. She was/is really interesting to keep up with and people mostly behaved themselves in her comments section.

This. Bert took us to breakfast on Saturday and could hardly get a smile out of me. I finally told him that I couldn’t stop thinking about the kind of pre-natal care that would be available to me once we start trying. It’ll be in the next 5 years and the thought of bringing a baby into this world concerns me deeply.

Oh, yes. This is the reason I deactivated my FB. Something stupid would pop up on my timeline and the lovely, overly polite me would clap back at anyone in need of it. Using the bible as an ala carte menu? *CLAP* Supporting Blue Lives Matter but unable to explain to me why Blue was ok but Black was somehow “bad.”…

We’re they from Colombia?

I was 12 and had just come home from my first concert (well, second, but seeing Sharon Lois and Bram’s Elephant Show live at 6 years old was more of a religious experience). My father took me to see Aerosmith and we had a blast. We walked into the house and my mom was up watching the coverage. My parents were on the…

This is one of the few things she and I see eye-to-eye on. I’m currently watching several phones on ebay. Someone stole my blackberry bold a few weeks after moving to NYC and I was devastated (eating dinner in bed while sobbing over the pictures of my sister and nephew that were not backed up). I used my old bold…

I can’t throw her under the bus for mentioning a book that gave her comfort after her father’s death. The only reason she picked it up was because he had wanted her to read it.

#YayHamlet

Of COURSE she’s a Cubs fan....

I will stand by Wolford forever and always. The company may not have been good to me but I will wear those well into my Elaine Stritch days.

I will stand by Wolford forever and always. The company may not have been good to me but I will wear those well into…

This has absolutely nothing to do with the dolls but I despise that diner with every ounce of my being. I went there during my school days and must have been seated during a “break” because moments after ordering we were assaulted by out-of-work actors destroying hits from the 50’s and 60’s. Dreadful.

So simple. The weekend Osama Bin Laden was taken out, everyone on social media was freaking out. Cue my 14 year old brother posting “Who da fuk is Osama?” Dreadful. I called him and told him to A) take it down and B) Google things before making an ass of oneself.

Was on set with her last week and she was definitely not (visibly) with child. How very exciting for her!

That and a little rum punch. The very idea that this is an acceptable way to return someone’s luggage!

Had this happen to me last week. Serves me right for not traveling via umbrella.

They deserve every penny. We won the lottery in March and I went in worried it was all hype after ITH...not so. Took me a few days to come down from how powerful it was. If you cried in act 2 of Heights you’ll be doing it again here!

Is is wrong that I’m worried about how filthy that dress is going to be? If it’s anything like the MD in Times Square she’s going to be a lovely shade of grey-beige by Saturday.