Personally, I’d rather his helicopter go down in the water, and for him to have a heart attack and drown while the pilots and crew escape basically unscathed.

In a significantly more British scandal a Devonian cafe has banned children from its premises but still allows dogs in. The owner claimed he didn’t get the controversy as, and I quote, “it’s not like I’ve launched a ballistic missile”. To be honest having found that most dogs are better behaved than children out…

i stand with the Devonian cafe owner on this.

Leave Obama out of this!!!!

Max is the best and I have no idea how he’s dealt with Nev this long.

See, that’s the part that makes me lose my mind, and also a good lesson of why the most privileged people in society really shouldn’t ever be allowed to interact with the rest of humanity.
This little bitch basically gave herself the position of the de facto first lady. Melania ran out of stuff to plagiarize from…

Pretty sure the mattress store doesn’t have a kitchen either.

Being a practicing Catholic is hard.

The thing is, NONE OF HIS PEOPLE WILL CARE.

People that have a religion I have no problem with. It’s the ones that want me to join up that drive me batty.

The worst part of Gossip Girl was Vanessa. I swear on my Simple Machine 7-inches.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Funny no one had to ask Mattress Matt to open his doors. What a sleaze.

This is the best indictment of Evangelical theological viewpoint of “I’m a good person if I think I’m a good person but don’t need to do good things to be a good person.”

If you’re suggesting Sandy for Pres, I second your nom. She’s already saved Peter Gallagher from the L, the world from cyberterrorists, and herself from space. Some Republicans might be against the whole jumping-off-the-roof-every-Halloween thing, but she did save all those beauty queens when she was an F.B.I.…

Gossip Girl was great thanks to Leighton Meester.

Can we all agree that Leighton Meester >>>> Blake Lively? 

The fact that Blake became the buzzed about (if not yet particularly successful) actress after this show instead of Leighton proved there’s no justice in the universe.

I think the people reading this website have already figured out Ivanka is just a dumb ineffectual bitch who benefits off of her racist, sexist, asshole father by pretending to be above it all. Let her burn. I want to see her lose everything and I want to see her little plastic surgery nose and cheekbones fall…