No. Never let a marketing team convince you they’re giving nerds what they want.

But how did he get to the wasteland? I need backstory...

How does it take 3 games until the mod community come up with something so perfect?

Funny, I was just thinking “this seems like the perfect game to break in my new mechanical keyboard”

I have no idea, honestly, depends on the person I’d say. I was pointing out that weird moral standards aren’t an exclusively Japanese thing :P

The cosplayers seem to be fine with it.

MY STANCE ON THIS:

I’m not spending $10 on a game that’s 18 years old when Star Wars titles are notorious for going on 75-80% sales every time Steam does a seasonal sale.

God, I can’t wait for this to go on sale for $2.

because he’s going to check his mate

What kind of space fighter sim would it be without an incredibly elaborate startup sequence?

Do you have any links to sexed up Disney Princesses so I understand what you are referencing?

Texas’ text books have been corrected to show that every war ever won was won by ‘Murica. Looks like Minnesota got those editions, too.

Really?

Let’s show violence on daytime television!
YES! LET’S!

Let’s make sure we don’t show anything remotely sexual!
YES! LET’S!

/USA

I have an 8-bit Mario tattoo on my left lower-arm. It’s funny to think that such a Japanese icon will actually prevent me from entering some iconic Japanese hot springs.

Interesting seeing how influential and imitated the Japanese tattoo style is. I’d say Japanese art in general is very influential when it comes to tattoos. Something they should be proud of.

Oh! Credit to Earthbound, then. I’m learning new things about RPGs every day. I guess I’ll download that game to my 3DS. No excuses.

Yeah. They solved it! Then again, the Paper Mario folks solved it a long time ago, too. They let you forgo battles like that by stomping on the enemies in the overworld and crushing them like you were playing Super Mario Bros. (Was that also in Super Mario RPG? I can’t remember)

Yeah, I wish more games had adopted Earthbound’s system of instant victory, or weak enemies running away in fear.