margogthehammershapiro
Margog 'The Hammer' Shapiro
margogthehammershapiro

Fair enough.

I know that feel every single time I request Hammer Smashed Face at a ten year old’s birthday party.

Just to clarify, by “riff raff” you mean poor people right?

True enough. But in cases like this I imagine the price points on the menu and at the bar are a march larger barrier to the poor.

Komrad, you don’t kick ass; you kick hornet’s nests.

If someone finishes an RPG with a build that they like, but which is regarded as sub-optimal, they attract all kinds of ridicule. But if someone finishes a game with sub-optimal appendages, it’s an achievement... I’m lost.

“Wait, women don’t have orgasms because our sex education is shitty? I’ll remember to tell my GF that next time SHE fails to reach orgasm.”

Only if you want the title “madam” to become associated with tiny blood-sucking vectors of disease and misery.

Equipped with seceret weaponized cyborg syphilis?

But if you’re on the ground, you probably won’t notice interference.

My favourite hoodie rolled dup into a drawstring bag.

My favourite hoodie rolled dup into a drawstring bag.

I’m kind of tickled by the feet on the satyr character...

Be careful before fapping, some are guys.

His “theories” are childish fantasies

60-50=10

We’ll have to agree to disagree. Way to stay civil. For real <3

I can’t unhear it!

Child I handed you life, and I’ll snatch it back if you lay one god damned finger on MY fries!

Not small enough! Throw it back.

You could get on this water slide completely sober and emerge feeling like you went on the wildest acid trip ever.