“Why not provide and equip them with the tools they need to make informed, safe decisions?”

Replace any cast member of FRIENDS with Ted Cruz and the show would be the same. Jennifer Aniston included.

“He’s super skinny and scrawny. You’re being misled by the beard...”

“What Mario isn’t telling you...”

That dude might be a stone cold fox but how the fuck are we supposed to know? All I see is beard, hair product, and ink. He barely appears human. Bet he smells all musky and shit. Ugh. Why people mask their humanity to come off as more desireable is beyond me.

Is it weird that all eastern U.S. accents kind of sound the same to me? New York, New Jersey, Boston, New England, whatever. I just don’t hear the difference.

“It harms the Flawless reputation of the game for absolutely no reason. A review is not about what you think a game is , its about what a game is. Objective measures are applied.”

A part of what makes this so impressive is that she was able to convincingly render a man’s chest over over her own. She also pretty clearly gets a kick out of breaking the illusion by turning sideways, opening her eyes, and smiling.

I feel the same way about people who wear I.C.P. t-shirts.

Right? I was like “isn’t this just SilverDaddies.com for otaku?”. And then “... how much?”.

Ahem... Do any of these older men look like Patrick Stewart?

Technically correct as usual.

No judge will take this seriously though right? This is obviously a waste of resources.

It’s not as difficult to take the Baseball Furies seriously without the facepaint.

Did you have a blowout on your left lobe or are you just wearing mismatched plugs? Is that what the shadow is about?

The human body is disgusting as hell.

Is this where your misplaced rage emanates from?

I’m aware of the reference.

Sure! I mean why shouldn’t a cop be permitted to assault a dozen innocent people in order to issue a routine traffic violation? Clearly they have no respect for this officer’s bravery.

The Wasteland is the afterlife. So much to look forward to!