My neighbor, who leaves their bags of garbage in the hallway until they feel like taking them to the dumpster, is HondAnonymous. I know this, because I do. Ask me for their address. ASK ME!

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I’ve got high hopes for Linkle but as of now, she feels like just a feminized version of Link, which is a huge bummer. Correct me if I’m wrong, but doesn’t the Hyrule timeline include multiple incarnations of Link? Like, he’s reborn every so often as a completely unique (but ultimately familiar) individual, right? I…

I recognise all the words you’ve used here, but the way you’ve arranged them makes no sense.

Bye! *waves*

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Don’t like it? Get a new job where the owner won’t open the doors during the ongoing apocalypse.

Under federal regulations, they don’t have to be paid minimum wage...

As someone who has literally lived in forests, a part of me wanted to whip out my woods and start a pissing contest.

Washington D.C. is a notoriously dumb city. It gets snow on a fairly regular basis, and yet it has absolutely no idea how to handle it.

I get the impression that “the woods” was meant to be kind of a jab. Do Americans just want the entire Earth paved?

Even as a pre-teen kid I never understood the appeal of the TV anime. The rate at which events unfolded in the show was painfully slow. My friends in the 6th grade beamed with pride when they could flawlessly reproduce drawings of the characters (which seems to underscore the shitty worksmanship of the TV show more…

Still pending approval. Was my idea that bad? :(

I love this post! Kotaku needs more fun thought experiments like this. Thanks!

It’s Aerosmith, because Aerosmith was recording monster power ballads from the 70s (“Dream On”) all the way through to the ‘90s (“Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing,” which is literally about James Brolin missing Barbra Streisand when he goes to sleep at night).

True, and your opinion remains your problem :)

If nobody values your dumbass opionion in the first place, blurting it out loud doesn’t make it anybody’s problem but your own.

Heartbreakingly, this kind of thing happens every winter here in Canada. House parties are chaotic environments, with people usually coming and going throughout the night. Have you been invited to one? If someone gets a little too drunk and wanders off, it’s unlikely anyone will immediately notice.

So it’s his problem that you feel his positive comments come off as ads. Right.