If one of your severely underpaid coworkers heard this while downing one of your pity-lunches, I wouldn’t blame them for throwing that lunch directly at your face.

“What, is your carpet made of silk hand-woven by Chinese orphans?”

The synergies between gnomes and engineering, and engineering and ranged weapons have always been there. Allowing for gnomes hunters just seems like connecting the dots! :D

Facts? More like semantics.

I know a guy who uses most of these on the people in his life, especially his GF. Also, he threatens to kill himself whenever she tries to leave. This makes him a respectable business man. Yup.