“and neither are my chins”

The NFL could learn a thing or two...face slap, squirt with water, cutting edge concussion protocol there.

Oh yeah, no- as soon as he opens his mouth the illusion is shattered.

Pratt used to be the best Chris, until he started talking about how he feels bad for all the white straight males of the world and how much he loves his guns and the troops and Trump. He just got uglier and uglier to me. I want Andy Dwyer back.

how many times are we going to do this dance?

LeBron finding out that JR went to the White House because he thought they had beaten the Warriors:

They should have Trump sing the lyrics to the Anthem, but instead they hand him a sheet of lyrics for In The Garden of Eden by I. Ron Butterfly. I doubt he’d notice the difference.

This is on Tyronn Lue. If he had put the Roomba in instead of JR Smith, this never would have happened.

Manti T’eo still the best.

shorthand for the Latin phrase Dominus Obsequious Sororium

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

Jeffrey Tambor is 73 FUCKING YEARS OLD! How much more damn time does he need in order to learn/grow into a person who behaves in a respectful and professional manner?

Nothing Avril Lavigne does will ever be as morbidly fascinating as marrying Chad Kroeger.

If I’m a woman, probably not. Because there is a real chance that the guy did something much worse, and that’s my ass on the line. I don’t owe a stranger anything, and if it makes me uncomfortable we’re already off on a bad first step. This isn’t like saying “I’m just not into redheads,” or “I’d like my man to be a…

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

And, is there a laugh track?

212 was a fucking jam, but every time she starts petty shit like this I feel like I like it a little bit less.

“Kevin made me quite horny this morning” is the best line Holt has ever said bar none

I always sing it like the He-Man internet video though.

What’s Up by 4 Non Blondes is the perfect Karaoke song precisely because it’s terrible and ridiculous.

Also Aerosmith’s Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing.