Suddenly feeling the urge to find a Freddy Mercury impersonator and send him to John Moody’s house to sing Another One Bites The Dust in the form of a singing telegram…

Apparently getting “Blazed for lunch” doesn’t involve supporting your teammates pizza chain.

DNP: Trying to give that pipe

I dunno man, have you thought through all of the ramifications here?

“And with 1:11 to go here in the first quarter, Houston adds a field goal to make the score Texans 31 Chargers 7. We’ll be right back.”

Best proposal I’ve heard yet, besides eliminating the draft.

hmm

45, probably

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Somehow John Wall is to blame for this.

This is his least racist tweet in months

Know what’d be a nice first step? The player’s union fighting for 18 year olds. The NBA gets too much of a pass in all this. The owners and a shortsighted/selfish/weak union are the reason DeAndre Ayton and his 5-star brethren have to serve an unpaid internship. You want to weaken the NCAA? Taking away the 19-and-over…

Or, he could just be from Australia, former prison colony and place where prime ministers shotgun beers and curse.

No way he pays this quietly. He’s gonna drag this out and reveal as much dirt on the NFL as he can. And if/when it backfires on him, he’s gonna pull a Joe Paterno and die before he faces any sort of punishment.

Montreal is a fucking rad city. Tampa is where old white people go to die. There’s absolutely no comparison.

Are we really going to start getting in her ass NOW about her fucking atrocious “singing”?

“and yet Ingraham goes straight for an attack on his “un-grammatical” and “barely intelligible” words”

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

When you’re skiing down the mountain