Washington will never succeed until it finds a quarterback who can do more than run a gimmicky option-based offense.

The computers were awful, because they were more or less programmed to react to what had happened in the past, which led to some screwy results.

I can honestly explain why. It’s because FBS is too large, and it encompasses teams that play vastly different schedules. It’s silly to claim that a Sun Belt team that goes undefeated has “earned” a playoff bid as if their accomplishment was similar to an undefeated or one-loss P5 team. P5 conferences should be a…

Don’t rip on the heated history of the Civil ConFAUlAKt like that.

Maybe Claver should stop wearing shoes with silicone soles. Doncic has moves, but it appears that Claver slides significantly any time he tries to plant.

The threat of being banished to Lithuania is powerful motivation.

Or maybe he was asking about her getting JACKED UP!

This is in the vein of the hoax pulled by The Yes Men, in which a “representative of Dow Chemical” went on the BBC world news and announced that Dow was taking responsibility for their chemical disaster in Bhopal, India that killed thousands. The hoax forced Dow to issue a statement indicating that no, they were not…

And a real non-sports player with that full name: https://www.linkedin.com/in/sultan-mcdoom-0125302/

It would be a stunner if the pair of Balls were signed by a Euroleague team. They aren’t valuable enough on the court to justify the hassle. I think the most likely destination is China, just because Chinese teams have demonstrated a fondness for signing famous Americans in order to sell tickets. But if that doesn’t…

If you aren’t willing to sacrifice your knee ligaments for the sake of a pivot, you aren’t much of a team player.

See, I declared for the draft, but I wasn’t drafted.

I, personally, think it’s nice that Trump finally agrees that we should “expel [him] from our midst.”

And people say he didn’t learn anything at Memphis.

You put your finger on it.

Every single NBA star should have an Iverson-type shoe contract that gives them a million bucks a year to retire on no matter how stupid/gullible they are.

On the other hand, if a team signed the guy who was suing him, the reason for the suit would go away. So it would be a double bonus for the team - improved quarterback play, and no lawsuit!

I agree with you that Trump has no idea what to do about NK, just like none of his predecessors did. It’s kind of an unsolvable problem - any attempt in a solution almost certainly results in Seoul getting bombed/nuked, millions of deaths, and in the best-case scenario, a reunification project unmatched in scale in…

I’m not cheering anybody. I think Papa John is a narcissistic douchebag, but I would never question his right to have political opinions or air them openly, nor would I say “stick to pizza.” I don’t think anybody wants Papa John’s to focus on making more terrible pizzas.

The Reddit thread about the trade when it happened is funny in retrospect. It’s nothing but ecstatic Nets fans and despondent Celtics fans.