“So, yeah, quite worried now.”

But then they might reproduce...

That is an excellent idea. Such a dreadful man, and so like him to forget about the murder of a woman and an MP related to his quest for insularity.

Thunderdome. Only we rig it so that two enter and none come out.

It was the assassin who ran away. An unarmed 77 year man called Bernard Carter-Kenny jumped out of the safety of his car to tackle him ans was stabbed as a result. Another, (unnamed) man in the street also sustained some sort of injuries. She also had a couple of her own staff with her who were not injured but who…

yeah cuz in america, asshole gunmen take a few civilians with them when they attempt to murder members of congress

lol way to show the world what a piece of shit you are, American Guy, it’s your INTERNATIONAL DEBUT!

She was such a lovely woman, i met her a few times and she cared so much about equality. She was always there to speak out for people who are oppressed, she was a voice for the voiceless.

I know! I love how stoic and uninfluenced the reporters try to seem usually, but the barely contained glee was hilarious!

I just wanna say, as a Brit who has grown up under the NHS his whole life, my heart really aches for my many American friends who struggle with the way things are over there. I visit the states fairly frequently, and I got caught low on Asthma inhalers during a visit a few summers back. I started having really bad…

Aw thanks! He was a stray feral-ish cat, hated humans but over the course of two years and after a serious injury I finally got him to trust me.

Cat dancing is the greatest. My cat Vladimir and I have a song, and I put it on and dance with him AT LEAST once a week. I am not weird. Shut up.

I have been in a funk for almost 24 hours. I let work shit get to me (after feeling like personal shit is being piled on and I’m surfing the crimson tide) and I cried (Thank jeebus for working from home).

Never forget the coup de grace...

I’m from Wisconsin. But my people were here first before everyone else came along and ruined it.

You’re aware you look stupid and bitter every time you say “Kartrashian,” aren’t you? I mean, you’d have to be.

Katydid

We are having a small gathering on Easter Sunday and we will be serving Ruth Bader GIN-sberg cocktails (really just straight up gin martinis, but with a twist of blood orange instead of lemon) because I am a nerd and my friends are remarkably tolerant of me.

This is toxic advice and so is everything else that follows this sentence.

thanks so much! i’m definitely ordering all of these. for some reason i trust my jez friends more than people in real life.