Doesn’t have a point of view, knows not where he’s going to, isn’t he a bit like you and me?

“something in the environment”

All I know is that one time when I was 14, I was being a total bitch to my mother as we were walking down Oxford St in London. Instead of getting cross and telling me I was being an asshole, my mother (a creature of mirth and magic and farts) proceeded to drop her shopping bags and began to perform a jig. It was a…

I just forked over my cash. I figured my life was worth more than the $40 I had in my change purse. BUT, I was instructed to dump the contents of the bag on the ground and opted to just drop the bag opening-side up because I wasn’t losing all the fucking lipsticks I had in there.

“Laugh now, but one day you’ll rely on me to pay your social security. So, now that I think about it, maybe I’ll become a Republican.”

And then you start sweating while you’re trying to straighten them and they get more wavy!!! Arghh bangs!! Why do I insist on having you?

Not to mention that if she did use a surrogate people would criticise her for that too.

I do not understand top coats, they seem like such a waste of time. I usually get sick of my nail colour after roughly 3 days anyway and any good polish should last that long.

I watched like 5 seasons of the vampire diaries withing 2 months so... I feel you.

How about “you’ll see them again”

Oh exactly or when people say it in response to sudden deaths or deaths of young people - like yeah it's totally gods plan that this 5 year old died in some sort of accident

I used to live right near Euston Station!

T-Pain just Tweeted what I’ve always been afraid to admit.

Porscha is too young to even know of Kim Fields...

Get these seven things and don’t be stingy with the quality.

Yeah the article pointed that out as the toxic ingredient, but I very quickly realized that huffington post writer was just being an idiot.

I can’t imagine Ulta can compete with Sephora when it comes to staff. Sephora flew me to NYC for a week to train and learn everything about not only the products, but the essentials for skin care, makeup artistry and hair care. Then you get monthly (or more frequent) training on new products, techniques, etc. Not to…

Have you tried a green-based CC cream or primer? I’m very fair with mild rosacea, and every foundation I tried looked dry/cakey if I put on enough to cover the redness. I use Smashbox green primer underneath a sheer foundation (sadly now discontinued; need to find a replacement before my bottle runs out).

I have had success with Laura mercier foundation. I have red/pink irish skin, and it's dry. That stuff works really well for me.

Have you tried Smashbox Liquid Halo? I use it to cover my rosacea. A bit expensive but it lasts long and doesn’t dry out your skin