that’s about right

As Jezebel’s official Cumberbitch, I approve this post. Dont be that person in the theater. I will hunt you down, and you will die a slow, painful death. Right there, in the theater, like all of Hamlet’s characters. Except for Horatio and Fortinbras, of course.

I’m pretty sure you’re NOT part of the target market. This is for people who enjoy trying samples!

Wow.

“The Goal Posts Came Onto Me!”

No, Yoko, I won’t do that. Because I already did recently, when my family and I crammed into one hotel room (we travel cheap, obvs) and I was up all night listening to fucking snores.

I just. . . I just have a hard time believing that Jay-Z actually cares that much about Taylor Swift, and by extension, whether or not Kanye West and she are friends.

If you find the right exercise for you, then it IS great.

And the tag is still on the le crueset dutch oven. I am not sure why I find that so offensive but it’s really getting on my nerves!

Why does the ray of light of Taylor not in the front or at least centre of the photo? If the focus is on her boyfriend, why is he not mentioned at all? Does anyone have the same questions as I do?

Yet more evidence for my “Taylor Swift deserves a special place in hell because she is a real life Regina George” list.

Ohmygawwwwwd this sounds amazing and perfect and so easy/convenient. Thank you!!! Cannot wait to try!!!!

Whilst she may well have been full of shit, like most people obsessed with gluten, it actually can work the way she says it does:

I make mini egg casseroles in my ramekins. Make a batch Sunday night, throw them in the oven, and then for the rest of the week I have an easy breakfast that I can take to work.

Munich seems the obvious choice that time of year, but it will be insanely crowded with tourists and overpriced. I hate to be a Debbie downer. Bavaria is a beautiful part of the country, though. If I was going that time of year, I would consider the train system (which is clean, fantastic and on time) and visit many…

Berlin? And Oktoberfest in Munich! That’s all I know about, sorry. Been there, loved it, but I’m not much of a planner so I just landed and tried to cover the basics as I went along. They did have this great free tour in Berlin that covered all the major sights. I can recommend that. The train system works wonderfully…

the jez headlines have been really off lately.

Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

Canada’s answer to Ibiza

Is anyone else disappointed that they didn’t make a bottle of, I dunno, Ogden’s Old Firewhisky or Madam Rosmerta’s Oak Matured Mead? Am I the only one who cares about accuracy in fictional liquors?