Look I can't help it if I'm not sympathetic to the dissolution of your cadre of mop-haired fraggles

What the hell is this?

lol

What should I do? How do I stop feeling this way? Do I just drop everything and become an accountant or whatever?

"But I fought the war for your sort!"

I'm still convinced that one of them is named Allen, though I've been told I'm wrong numerous times.

Middle-aged men in ill-fitting suits make me tear up. They're probably just fine but I'm projecting SO MUCH PAIN.

i don't understand runny egg love either. i just don't.

My inner archaeologist despises this SO MUCH. Obviously terror organizations are evil fuckers. But WHY do they have to touch these creations of humanity's ancestors? I get that their crazy ideology makes them hate people, but why historic objects? GET AWAY FROM MY LOVE OF HISTORY. asdhfjaslfasdfj.

I don't know— why do they call it a bikini when "two piece" gets the job done just as nicely? Words and shit, man.

I bet that guy had absolutely no idea what "skinny" meant and he'd just heard people saying it in the queue in front of him and thought he'd try it out. Maybe it'd get him a slimmer cup? Or a little pixie that hides in the foam and takes away all the calories? Who knows! What a time to be alive (and stupid).

Two years IS so long, and I promise it's not smelly! I've asked my family to verify it :) The fact that I don't wear it next to my skin helps though. If I were to wash it, I would handwash it in lukewarm water, gently squeeze out the excess moisture using a towel and dry it flat.

I know exactly what you mean! I tried it first on an older jumper so that I wouldn't be too devastated if it didn't work - that would also be my tip for you! When it's done, pull it gently into shape, dry it flat if you can, and you can even iron it on the coolest setting (I suggest inside out). Good luck!

Hi, I just want to add that you don't need to dry clean cashmere jumpers. You can hand wash them using a special 'delicate wash' liquid and cold water - I found this quite painful though, particularly in the winter. I've recently trialled the hand wash/cold wash setting on my washing machine with good results. I…

I'm the same as you, except I have a cashmere jumper that I've NEVER washed in the two years that I've had it. I don't wear it close to my skin, and I find that natural wool products (100% lambswool, merino, cashmere) are refreshed by hanging up in an airy place for a while. Hanging them up in a steamy bathroom works…

When the cat hair is so thick I can no longer tell the actual color?

Only when I've run out of underwear, which takes awhile. I wear the same dresses and skirts all the time. I have one gray skirt that usually makes an appearance twice a week.

Once a week. Pj tops after 2 uses and bottoms after 3-4.

Totally not gross! I'm on month two-ish of this sweater (worn maybe six times) and week 4-6 of this bra. Maybe week six on these jeans? If I sweat in it, if I'm having a stinky day, I don't rewear shirts, but I have a ton of cheap cotton shirts and camisoles so I end up doing laundry as often as lingering depression…

Depends on the state of them. Jeans I generally wear a week each before washing. I only have 3 bras so I wear them each a week or so before washing. Sweaters and cardigans I wear probably 2-3 weeks. This is all based on normal daily wear and tear. If I sweat more than normal in something or I get it dirty I don't…