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“He stresses that his family members were legal immigrants.”

Keith Morrison will be there to cover the story for Dateline after Angela Lansbury solves the mystery.

I realize you’re being rhetorical, but rumors from a few years ago say that she wants Gaga for one of the roles.

Yup, I think woohoo is a dirt bag novice.

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS

Hey- it’s a gig. Separate bathrooms would be non-negotiable though, it’s probably in the pre-nup along with how many times per year she has to touch him.

TBH I would be disappointed if it didn’t feel like a low budget commercial for tequila mixer.

Spain is SUPER racist. They have neo-Nazis. They are usually one of if not THE worst chanters and throwers of shit at soccer matches. They had to start campaigns to tell people not be so racist.

AHHH.

The visual pun(?) of this phallic object between Marty and Vince’s flirtation... and when she says her name is Marty Maraschino. “You know, as in cherry.”

She did periodically update the eulogy to account for births/deaths marriages/divorces. Somehow my uncle John (who my aunt divorced 20+ years ago) still got mentioned, though. ^^;

After my recent surgery, while coming out of general anaesthesia, I told my husband I wanted a Jedi funeral, with a purple lightsaber. Still kinda seems like a good plan.

My grandma passed away last month and, as it turns out, she planned every part of the funeral, INCLUDING WRITING HER OWN EULOGY, in 1985.

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It was a goal attempt that bounced off the post - she had left her suite’s bathroom moments before it was destroyed by the partial building collapse.

Yeah. :/

The last 12 years is more like it.

Word. Let’s face it, a good decade to hone that answer as sex politics have evolved.

Really, Eugenics is where you go? Troll much?