Like, permanently chill with. They’re all good on the quarterback thing, thanks.

It’s not trolling until he sends IK out for the coin toss in week 10.

For all the terrible, terrible things the Jets have done to me as a fan, Rex Ryan trolling us as coach of the Bills is the most heartbreaking.

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

No jury in the tristate area would convict him.

My Catholic high school sex ed consisted of watching a video of a woman giving birth to scare everyone away from having sex. And days of slideshows of graphic images of STDs to scare everyone from having sex. We didn’t learn anything about the mechanics of sex, birth control, or consent. At the end of the course we…

It’s too early for me to get worked up about the election. Eight years ago at this time Rudy Giuliani was atop the GOP polls and Fred Thompson was running second. They combined to win zero primaries. Four years ago Herman Cain was leading the polls as late as mid-October. He dropped out before Iowa (which was in early…

Is this gonna be how we cope without Jon Stewart? I’m in. We’re all here for each other and will get through these dark times ;(

Thank you. This is important.

It’s funny because everytime I saw that headline I thought it was these actors cheating with the actress who played the nanny, not their nanny.

I can’t believe that having seen this picture used twice now, once again my first thought was “Oh no, he cheated with Fran Dresher?” You think I’d catch on....must try to get more than 4 hours sleep....

“the dulcet tones of Flushing’s Songbird!”

IIRC, it was a running joke on the show for the first few seasons that Cissy constantly was throwing herself at Mr. Sheffield but he didn’t notice/wasn’t interested.

Not to mention the ‘Beast’ in The Beautician and the Beast is also single!

AMEN

Wasn’t he “with” Cissy when the show started? As in, I’m not sure if they were actually a couple or if they worked together and she just expected him to propose eventually in that, “Well, she’s a woman and she’s here” kinda way. I’m also not sure if the character’s name was actually Cissy because I call her “sort of,…

Thanks, I needed that!

Doooooo it, Republicans

“Oh for fuck’s sake! Stop trying to make your boring ass babies cool with my last name.”

Same: travel in skirts is the answer.