Am I the only one who would really prefer it if no one talked to anyone at the gym? We should all be sweating and suffering in solitude. If that doesn't work for you, then get thee to a tae-bo class (or whatever you people are doing now)

I'm terrified of being mistaken for "that guy" so the ironclad rule is:

Yes, yes I have noticed. So has my bartender, my liver, my psychiatrist...

Hasn't Neeson himself said his action-hero phase is largely the result of him taking any role he was offered to distract himself after Richardson's death?

Natasha Richardson :'-(

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

Oh yeah, he was still in my house. Still in the same room, even. But up until now he generally stayed in one spot, which was very convenient. But from now on, it's baby jail time.

Useless german lesson:

old people who think food is love.

I have a dachshund/labrador mix (it's a real thing, weird as it is - doxador) that could change your mind.

just change it up a little and leave them at Kmart. My parents did that and I had a ball. So many toys.

That happened to me for the first time the other day. I left the baby on the floor, with his toys, and went to the bathroom. He wiggled (backward) behind a chair just out of my line of sight and I had a moment of "where's the baby?? I left him right here ... "

Dammit! I missed this one!

My SiL forgot her newborn at the vets office.

No, you don't "forget" the kid at a bar. You send him on an internship to learn how to make cocktails properly.

Yikes! Trust me, the fact that you're already worried about that tells me that it won't happen to you. Besides, GPS technology is advancing daily...

Ah yes, nothing like being 40 minutes into your commute home when suddenly you go ... "Wait, did I pick up my kid!?!" You can forget real fast if they're being quiet in the backseat.

We all have that ex, amirite

and then take a look at this mic drop from zarif

in case you need a translation