I can not believe this asshole started with "You're not here to talk about your work..." "You're here today because it's our anniversary." WHAT A DICK. Its more likely that she got asked to be on the show to talk about her work and this asshole decided he would showboat. He could have at least waited until she was…

This is old-skool "ethnic" - non-WASP.

Dude... what ethnicity does Katie represent? I'm pretty sure every single one of the approximately 10,000 Katies I've met have been white.

I wanna know where the Katies' are, I know 14 women who go by Katie. This cannot be a huge random outlier. Is it cause Katie is derived from several longer names??? Science and stats, HELP!!!

I just call my dad.. *hangs head in shame*

I have a friend who was never taught to cook, do laundry, or clean. This was because, as he was told by his parents as a child, "When you graduate college, you'll be able to hire people to do those things for you."

Keith Olbermann is a dick, but I did LOL when he would call her the "Half-Term Former Governor of Alaska."

Enough with calling her governor. She had half a god damn term and then quit. And while we're at it, Newt Gingrich hasn't been "Mr. Speaker" since his own party fired him 20 years ago!

For the rest of my life I will never forget having this conversation with my brothers: Me: "you know, McCain is awful, but if he was elected I wouldn't be fearful, just resigned to our fate. However, with Palin on the ticket, I'm actually afraid of the possibilities". My brothers: "What are you talking about? She's…

I've been waiting ALL DAY for the Jezebel response. I knew as soon as I saw the headline that it would end up here.

Madonna should never act in anything again. Heaven knows I adore her gorgeous old bones, but homegirl is better off behind the camera.

To be fair, that's the absolute worst Bond film by everyone's ranking.

She was hilarious in League of Their Own but terrible, and I mean heinous, in Die Another Day. (I mean, yes, it was James Bond, but still.) IDK if she's ready to throw down with Miss Angela, Miss Cathy, and Miss Jessica. I'm thinking they'd snarf her chops alive.

So many people fail to grasp that you you can love someone who is completely awful. He loves his daughter; it's normal.

That doesn't make her innocent.

I know this comment itself will be in "The Greys" but I just want to take a moment to remind — nay, BEG, my fellow Jezebels:

Just wanna also say kudos to the Kansas City Star for their continued coverage of this. They are also the ones who have been riding the MO Children's Division for the corruption and negligence that has led to disgustingly brutal (and preventable) deaths of children up there.

100% hip hop and Indian music. Nothing in the world has a better bass line and beats to get you moving like bhangra. Nothing.

I'm running my own first marathon on the 20th—kick some butt, Erin!

What woman looks pleasant after vigorous exercise? After a run, I look like Satan's butt.

I have to admit that I love how much more comfortable I am in my 30s than I was when I was younger. I'm still admittedly obsessed with skin care and sun protection, but aside from that I've learned to be way more comfortable with my body. I just had to go to a destination wedding, and had a moment while swimming…