My troop Beverly Hills Girl Scout troop watched this for a "Natural Disaster" badge. I think we all learned the best thing to do is drive TOWARDS the storm - screaming. Or don't leave Long Island.

We'd always call girls who were barefoot in NY "sloppy drunk asses". But "earthy" works too.

Umm- it is the best mix ever! I've met one and I'm pretty sure it is the evolutionary peak of labs. They finally get to be lap dogs!

So true - my (elderly relative) really just liked giving her pooch some McNuggets because they made her so happy....50lbs later the poor dog had a thyroid problem and had to be put on a strict diet.

At least that is still in your house?

I love it! A mixology internship/playgroup for the toddlers.

So hot you excuse all the miserable parts. I feel like everyone needs that ex to remind you that physical beauty and sex are not the only (or even included) in the requirements for a happy relationship.

One of my biggest fears about parenting is the inevitable "Oh shit - where is my child?" moment of life sucking panic. I know it is coming (if/when) I ever have children....just really not looking forward to it.

Cara must have a death wish - only Cookie can step to the Queen Beeyotch/Terminator:

And the sweaters....she made me want to cash in my 401k and splurge on all those cozy knit sweaters.

What I loved is that it is an intentionally "faux cockney" accent. Not Jamie Oliver style faux-Cockney

That makes more sense....pretty sure hummus is banned at CPAC as it is the obvious fuel of terrorists and their sympathizers.

Are these like the girls from suburban Virginia who show off their "country roots" by forcing their bridesmaids (and their sweaty calves) to wear cocktail dresses and cowboy boots?

I've revised my opinion - this man is a genius. He's probably been angling for a Fox news hosting gig for years now and has finally decided to go full wingnut to achieve his goals.

EXACTLY!!! His stupidity and hubris is just mind boggling. And he married his cousin.

Rudy Giuliani - Terrorism Expert:

Exactly - that's why we wanted to give her the most elaborate method of sacrifice.... It made sense at the time haha

As a former Barbie torturer (and current non-murderer) - my friends and I did some EXTREMELY weird stuff to our Barbies. Esmeralda, Jasmine, and Belle alone were respectively pickled, mummified/buried, and tied to a skate board to be "sacrificed" to on coming traffic.

Saw one where instead of smiling blissfully the bride was hiss counting into his ear through gritted teeth

Unrelated for people who are great dancers - but my biggest pet peeve for weddings is when the bride and groom and both obviously and miserably counting "1-2-3-4" for their first dance. I feel like first dances are supposed to be happy and fun - not nerve wracking death marches.