She didn't get off due to "family obligations" - I'm assuming this woman is from the "fearsome all powerful matriarch" Irish granny school. One look at the judge and he probably apologized instinctively.

I have heard from multiple people who had still births that holding their baby gave them a sense of closure. I think the Santorum's beliefs are batshit and shouldn't be imposed on others- but I'd hate to judge how anyone chooses to process something traumatic like that.

Those terrible gratuitous scenes of Jamie Dornan should be cut immediately!

Literally - it is gird your loins time. It's going to be a very long two years.

Can you recommend any good cult docs?

I feel like there needs to be a "business etiquette " 101 course - the amount of college grads that come to my company unable to answer a phone or differentiate their/they're is scary. Keep fighting the good fight!

I'd want to use a fake email address too if my spelling and understanding of the English language were that atrocious. Especially since that person is, I'm assuming, attending a college and graduated high school?

Just on a visceral "That must be awkward" level. Kind of like watching Michael Scott for the office - I always just felt bad for him instead of laughing.

I kind of feel bad for this guy - trying to be polite about your bat shit crazy (probably/virulently) anti-immigration colleagues must be awkward. How many supremely racist things get said about Latinos/immigrants in general yearly by Republican pols/candidates - this guy and Marco Rubio are the default clean up guys…

A lot of my "Murrican" Limbaugh living relatives were upset about me going to "insert name of Muslim majority country" because of how they treat their women. No one believed me when I said they had 4 months of paid maternity leave.

I read the title and my first thought was "Patti Stanger's 8th grade yearbook picture - with her massive head of curly hair". There is so much self loathing in her anti-curl rants.

As someone who's been the lighter half of a few mixed race relationships/dates (Asian, Latino, African) - I would wonder if women from my SO's race were judging me/him. That adds the sliver of doubt...does he really like me or is this some weird pathology of "dating up" manifesting itself.

One of the nuns at our school had the best legs in the building - when she told us about an ex boyfriend showing up at the convent to beg her to quit there wasn't a single doubter in the room.

This is why my elderly relatives swear nuns never have wrinkles - no men to worry about. This woman doesn't look a day over 80.

Screw red wine and popcorn - it looks like this woman subsists solely on tattered remnants of other people's B.S. - which she kills and prepares daily herself.

He would be my drunken club dream hookup. Then I'd hate myself for it. His levels of charisma kind of comes the full circle back to skeezy from charming. Also..."Lengua Afuera".

You're missing out on the trifecta - Mets, Knicks, Jets.

Very sorry for that - you can contact Mr. Elba's trapezoid area for any monetary compensation needed.

Any kind of crystal that attracts a Bieber seems like a bad investment to me.... Maybe invest in a cronut or a nice pair of wool socks instead?

Here is a palate cleanser. I think we all need it.