Kourtney is my husband’s favorite Kardashian.

Don't cut yourself on all that edge.

I thought this was going to be dumb but it was the exact RIGHT KIND of dumb.

I laughed a little too loudly at “Snow scares me.” and “I’m not allowed in Emma Robert’s fight club.”

When Kara and her sister were discussing the possibilities of a relationship with Jimmy, I realized that, despite that one scene, this show almost totally subverts the Bechdel Test. With so many of the lead characters being female, the chances are that the few times two men are alone on the screen together, they will…

I’m sure she’ll be treated the same as say, a male African American drug dealer with no DEA agent father?

If anyone thinks she’s not wonderful, look me up on Rumblr. Say it to my FACE!

Why is this special? Hasn't John Malkovich made dozens of movies no one has bothered to see yet?

The other cats hate the three who participated. “Fuck you guys, fucking sell outs. Clive, you literally jumped through hoops for those assholes. And Jeremy. The applause banner. Really, you sad motherfucker? Where’s your dignity?”

I love Jennifer Lawrence, but I have always been a fall truther.

They’re mutually fluent in Klingon. Huge nerds, the both of ‘em.

That is super scary and happens way more than most people realize; especially during the winter months.

Oh man. I’ve been waiting all year for this, because I finally have a truly scary story to contribute. It is 100% true, and I still nearly break down in tears thinking about it.

HOLY CRAP! THAT IS TERRIFYING ON MULTIPLE LEVELS! FOR HER! FOR YOU! FOR HER!

Why? This is just a romcom about a girl named Jess, her new guy Luke and wacky comic relief with a crush on her Zeb. She even has a best gal pal she goes to for advice!

Are we supposed to ask for consent before every sex act?

Sounds like you need to read more zines. Go down to your community photocopier and hang around until my contact arrives. He’ll be the white dude with dreadlocks, you can’t miss him.

I am a professional block stacker, and I am really afraid this robot technology is going to take my job. Someone please stop this research.

‘A perfectly reasonable product next to a dangerous and heinous one,” thinks both political parties.

I’m a mouse...duh

And your secret identity is mild-mannered librarian, Clerk Kant?