Selling my clothes drunk on HSN is my dream job.

Much genius.

I wish I could remember the exact line from The West Wing but it was something along the lines of, ~I don’t WANT my neighbor to be President. I want the smartest guy in the world to be president, I don’t care if I want to have a beer with him or not.~

Dear Bristol Palin:

This is what’s wrong with America right here. This. Not Bristol Palin herself, but what she represents — the fact that so many stunningly, proudly pig-ignorant, determinedly undereducated, information-resistant people think they know enough about anything to tell others how they should think and behave.

All I want in this life is a snack department with 5 people.

Derelicte, one could say.

Meanwhile, Canadian Donald Trump is always saying “later, hosers”.

In one of his tweets about Jon Stewart, he accidentally wrote “losers and haters” rather than “haters and losers.” As someone who lives with OCD, I have to wonder: does that haunt him?

Great they can reuse it again in Game of Thrones

I prefer cunt cave. Have a logo for it and all.

The GOP is all about religious groups providing social services instead of the government. It also espouses the myth that country’s founders were Christian and therefore the country is Christian and should uphold the GOP/right wing version of that doctrine.

Every Catholic I knew growing up was a Republican. The current church leadership is very conservative, especially when it comes to women’s issues. Denying that is silly. As is denying that this sort of shit is very much in keeping with Republican dogma.

Actually there is. At least at the hierarchy level. The current USCCB is seriously conservative and that is trickling down to the masses. The catholic vote used to be pro-social justice and heavily titled toward union/blue collar issues. This is no longer the case.

Scalia.

All those Republicans losing their minds about the threat of Sharia Law are the very same ones implementing it here.

OMG OMG THIS IS MY HAND!!! MY HAND IS ON JEZEBEL GUYS MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

I agree that not much is required, especially not a necklace. Just don’t forget to take a small fan in order to get the same hair effect in this picture

Cool. Mysterious. Maybe even a little dangerous? The only fashion accessory anyone should ever need.