Ellen is a great TV host and hilarious, and I’m glad she’s on TV as a daytime host.

Because the ladies do daytime television. They are only talking about late night. Ovaries stop being funny after 5pm when the mens come home from jobs and such.

Quiet down ladies, a man is here to explain everything to us.

But he brought it up to dismiss concerns about the lack of women in comedy. If he had brought up those examples as a counterpoint to a statement like, “there are no good women working in comedy right now,” or “women aren’t that funny,” those would be great examples. But he’s using that to silence criticism of the late…

My favorite Effie Brown story:

Help us Sam Bee, you’re our only hope.

I. Fucking. Hate. Manslpaining.

All movies should be from Valhalla, shiny and chrome.

Keanu does have Hawaiian and Chinese ancestry

1. cast ronda rousey

That’s not weird. Weird is wanting to see the matrix redone with cats.

Is it wierd that I’d kind of like to see Fight Club redone with female leads?

Good idea George! No, in all sincerity. I would like you to see you putting a little more of your money where your mouth is, as the films you’ve directed (Monuments Men, Ides of March, Good Night and Good Luck, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Leatherheads) have all been pretty male-loaded, four of them by necessity.…

I would like to use this as an opportunity to promote Peaky Blinders on Netflix because it is awesome as fuck. Hardy plays a the head of London’s early 20th century Jewish gangs. I am giddy with excitement every time he is on the screen because he rocks the shit out of the role.

I inadvertently made myself younger than I really am. Facing the big 5-0. My pride and joy was my suede fringed vest & white patent leather (fake I am sure) go go boots. I still wish I had those go go boots (but that was 3d grade)

Honestly. I hated it then. I hate it now. I especially hate it now, since the trend seems to be as aggressively ugly and unflattering as possible on all body types.

Anybody besides me remember when the 70s came back in the 90s briefly? It looked exactly like this. So this is basically the 90s version of the 70s come back to haunt us all.

i don’t get it. like these are just copies of ugly clothes from the 70s. they’re not ‘a modern take on 70s hippie style’ or anything interesting. THEY’RE JUST THE SAME UGLY SHIT. ugh. like it’s bad cuz it’s ugly, but it’s also bad cuz it’s lazy!

I thought to myself, “These can’t possibly be all that bad.”