I don’t understand what these people are. Is this what douches look like?

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

Holy shit what a finale. Season 2 cannot come fast enough.

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It’s PA. This sort of thing is not uncommon. I’ve found lots of things with bullet holes in them in the woods.

I would go full on Liam Neeson level of vengeance on the mother fucker who dare shoots my cat. Inigo Montoya. Carrie. Hamlet. THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

#NineLivesMatter I will see myself out now.

Cops r damned lazy donut eaters. They can’t even hang up the phone right.

“Private time” is when they are drinking a beer at the bar after work, not in an office when they are earning tax-payer’s money. Also this feeds into the culture of mysogony at male-dominated work places in general. What if there was a woman in that office and has to hear those jackasses every day? I worked on a…

You know that just having sexualized conversation with another coworker about this woman is sexual harrassment right? As a government employee who has had to take approximately 1,000 sexual harrassment training courses, by talking about this woman’s body in a sexualized way, they are violating sexual harrassment…

So, here’s the thing. Aside from the fact that this conversation is wildly inappropriate for the workplace, these are people supposedly responsible for following evidence to its logical conclusion, for complex analytical situations, in addition to tactical street/traffic/ whatever stuff. The guy says, “my wife hated…

You probably should not be discussing what their dicks look like while you’re at work, because it’s not appropriate! Sexual harassment is a thing, whether you think it is or not.

It’s misogynistic based on the blatant fact that they are sexualizing her and making assumptions about her based solely on appearances.

[A.M.] is last seen wearing Jackie-O sunglass, cackling gleefully as she boards a yacht bound for no-extradition-treaty island . . . and as the camera pulls back we see that with her on the yacht is (gasp!) her best friend’s husband!

AND ASHLEY MADISON WAS THE NAME OF THE HUSBAND’S MISTRESS!

If *I* was writing a screenplay about Ashley Madison, the dénouement would reveal that Ashley Madison was created by a woman – a woman whose husband had cheated on her!

Nonsense. The woman you’re picturing exists, but women are far more diverse than that. I hate the fallacy that women just need to show up to the sausage party and they’re instantly swarmed. It’s contrary to my experience, and that of many, many others.

I’m going to make a guess that Allison is a woman, too. How any woman could make it to that position and willfully be a mouthpiece for misogynistic rhetoric is beyond me.