I have been using iTunes since 1.0. Initially it was great, it was very light and simple and did one thing, and did it well. Then when the music store additions came, it never felt like it was in the way. It made buying digital music and syncing it to my iPod pretty seamless.

Or in this case, literal fathers.

In the 80s, Republican wet dream poster boy Reagan himself created a panel called the Human Fetal Tissue Transplantation Research Panel to look into using aborted cells for research. The conclusions of this panel, that this would be great for science, lead Bush Senior to lift the ban on donations and for the Senate…

Oh my.

That gif is the best thing I've seen in my life up to this point.

Fuck that shit. As an old, if it’s hot - shorts and short sleeves it is. As my mother used to say “Keep your eyes in your head and mind your own goddamned business.”

It’s sad, but not at all surprising. I’m a small business owner, and many of my suppliers are men. About a year ago I created the alias ‘Dick Berns’ to use in purchasing. Since then I’ve found that on average my orders ship 2 days faster and cost 6% less when the person on the other end of the transaction thinks that…

“It was mostly republished by right-of-center publications like the New York Post and Fox News, with little interest from the liberal media”

Right?! Slightly disappointed. But I just googled Fran Drescher, and she’s looking great these days. Good for you, Fran. Ben doesn’t deserve you.

Apparently we’re not alone! Everyone thought Dreschfleck was a thing.

Wow, definitely thought you meant that Ben Affleck was dating Fran Drescher, and my mind was blown for a minute.

Erin:

Now try to list the female actors who are “unconventional” but still get leading roles.

This is like that post saying the rapper dresses like a slaveowner, but of course we’re not implying that he supports slavery, how dumb would it be to think that? But if that’s not what you’re saying, then why bring it up at all? If it’s just a story about a woman jumping to her death (and Jezebel doesn’t usually…

If a stranger killed themselves right in front of me, I think I’d want another drink.

I enjoy my false outrage as much as the next person, but do you really think these people stood idly by as someone killed themselves or were they simply unaware of what was going on until it was too late?

I mean, $95 of guac, serving the conservative figure of 12 people, is only eight bucks a person.

If you balk at the Swiffer’s price and refills, just pop a microfiber towel into the handle. works a treat ,and you can launder them forever. Cheap and cheerful.

No. 11 Saying "Can I go to the bathroom?" when you should be saying "May I go to the bathroom?" Screw you Mrs. Smith. I'm 7. If you don't let me go to the bathroom then I physically can not go there. Now may I pee my pants because I got to listen to this boring lesson on subtraction? End rant.

I just make up words. I find it intriguens my day-to-day conversating.